So, I've seen a job that I really want to apply for and subsequently get. My CV is absolutely fucking shit, though.

Please tell me what I should include and what I should absolutely under no circumstances include.

And just generally talk about CVs and job stuff and shit like that.

Who was the DiSser who offered to look at peoples CVs for a small fee and offer advice? Hello.

Thnx.

(Should that be do's and don'ts? Idk.)