Who always brings in his own Cussons soap dispenser, puts it down on some folded toilet paper, tucks his tie into his top pocket, rolls his sleeves up to his armpits, slathers his arms with soap as far up as he can, deep cleans for about 30 seconds like he's going into surgery, washes off, puts his cussons into a ziplock bag then dries his arms off under the hand dryer.
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Me, I just piss on my hands and dry it off. Sterile innit