Three cubicles in our work toilets. Went for a number 2 earlier,

Cubicle number one had snot all over the seat.
Cubicle number two had someone in it.
Cubicle number three (disabled toilet had no light bulb)

Person exited cubicle two so I entered, he had wee'd all over the seat. This made me mad, I normally walk out and say nothing but it just came out "thanks mate, I was gonna have a shit but you've pissed all over the seat, great work"

He looked a bit embarrassed and said err I'll clean it up, but by this point I'd already walked out.

Some people eh. Anyone else had a run in with a co-worker in the bogs ?