Baffling scenes at the Liberty Stadium, where 90 minutes of huffing and puffing by the two 'Seas is overshadowed by Eden Hazard kicking a ball boy. For my money Hazard was trying to get the ball out from under the ball boy, who made an utter meal of it, but there we go. Sexy Michael Laudrup and Swansea are into a very neutral-friendly looking COC final.

Elsewhere, Arsenal made light work of a pretty shoddy looking West Ham team, most of Ligue 1 are on their way to Newcastle, Fabricio Coloccini isn't on his way out of Newcastle and Norwich look set to make the dullest transfer of the window by signing Forest outcast Lee Camp.

Let's talk football.