Went karaoke on Saturday for a 30th birthday. The birthday girl was in the room but another girl took the microphone and instead of saying happy birthday to her, she turned round to another girl in the room said "it was someone else's birthday this weekend. My friend dear friend here (can't remember the name)....so happy birthday to the underdog birthday girl...woooooo!!!"

Then another girl said really loudly AWKWAAAARRRDDD. and then they sang a whole new world twice.

(I'm very bored today)