1. Any critically derided hair metal band

2. "Everything is Bigger in Texas" take-offs, for example "Everything is Child-Snatching in Rotherham, But They Deserved It Anyway For Voting UKIP"

3. A Manchester United shirt with the sponsor "Sky" and the football club's foundation on its crest changed to "1993, away at Sheffield Wednesday"

4. An FHM cover with the headline of "Non-Threatening Girls" and one of the Deschanel sisters covered from head to toe in a Fair Isle jumper

5. A "devolution" style Darwinist drawing of Audrey Horne from Twin Peaks changing into My Tram Experience woman