Not entirely surprising but still thoroughly gratifying result in the COC, where Bradford beat Wagons Villa 3-1 and bring themselves tantalisingly close to a cup final and a probable dicking by Chelsea, who play sexy Michael Laudrup's Swansea tonight.

In other news, a helpful journalist has alerted the football world to a Demba Ba style release clause in Marouane Fellaini's contract, Ryan "speedy" Nelsen joins Toronto as manager and Wesley Sneijder's talking to Galatasaray.

Any other AOB?