Just saw an ad for this film. Looks like bollocks so I won't watch it but it got me thinking about what I'd do if I were in a small boat with a tiger.

Assuming the tiger coils up and takes a leap at me. I'd get one of the oars and crack it on the side of the head mid leap where it would fall into the water - PROBLEM AVERTED.

Do you ever fantasize about beating up wild animals? Of course you do. What beasts would you chin and how?