Mostly I get phantom bruises. Like this: (WARNING this is a horrible picture of a bruise I got on my arm) http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/10522_577245845383_4196058_n.jpg

I still have a bruise on my shin from falling UP the stairs while carrying drinks which occurred more than two weeks ago now.

After seeing Caribou at the Poble Espanyol for Primavera I fell over and twisted my ankle REALLY badly and it went black and could barely walk anywhere for the whole festival.

I have a friend who was being piggy-backed my her boyfriend after a house party and they both fell over and she completely smashed her teeth to pieces and it was really really fucking grim and everything. But still this has not taught me.

So yeah tell me your injuries.