that would be pretty horrible, no? calorie counting and shit. fuck that shit, man.

'oooh, if I eat that ice cream now I'll have to go without that cake later'

'man, I'd love a burger, but I have hit my quota for red meat this week and its only Wednesday. oooh'

fuck that shit, man

I'm lucky, I can eat whatever and don't really put on any weight. if I have a few days of bad food, I do get a few spots, but never seem to pile on the pounds. lucky me, hey.

don't worry, I fail in most other aspects of life, but when it comes to watching my weight, I just don't need to.

this isn't really a thread, agreed