I went to a comedy club last night ('up the creek' in Greenwich) where there was about 3 other comedians and one "very very special guest". Which turned out to be none other than the smugness that is jimmy carr.

He was actually more of a cunt than I first thought. He got heckled by some irish guy and then made a joke about him being a terrorist. what the fuck? He also made 'hilarious' non-ironic jokes about "spastics" and cerebral palsy. And he basically just stood there and read all of his jokes off a clipboard, and then made notes when people laughed. wow, great.

In conclusion I would like it if this man was stabbed repeatedly in the face with rusty kitchen utensils and/or a large sword.