I'm going to Birmingham tomorrow. Not for, liek, ever. But for some days. Five days. Hell yeah. The real reason I'm going shall remain shrouded in secrecy, because it's uber-gay, but I shall hopefully have the evenings to myself after I've done the work-related schmooozing bit.

Anyway. Where do I go? What do I do? I've not been to Brum for years, and thus I don't know what happens anymore. So, in the centre of town, for rock n roll and cheap cider. What's going on? Anything? Or do I have to make my own entertainment? If so, come see me in the Ramada Hotel until Saturday afternoon for naked dancing and jenga.