So, on my commute to work, I happened upon a copy of popular family free newspaper, The Metro. Whilst perusing it's pages I happened upon a review of the latest movie featuring popular movie character James Bond, Skyfall.

In the review was this incredible line: "craig... thrusts himself around the screen like an urgent penis"... (evidence: http://www.metro.co.uk/film/reviews/915821-skyfall-its-a-perfectly-balanced-classic-that-ensures-james-bond-will-return)

What the hell? Has anyone else come across any equally inexplicable lines from reviews and such the like? This has had me smiling all day...