I'm talking about the really rank things you knock up when nobody else is around and then take great delight in shoving into your greedy drool soaked gob.

My Dad passed me down a recipe for curried baked beans, it works like this. Put a full can of baked beans in a pan, add a massive dollop of mayonnaise and a shit load of curry powder. Stir until hot, fry an egg and stick that on top.

Also I created a dish called the 'mushroom bomb' it's simple, you just pull the stalk out of a raw mushroom, fill the cavity with brown sauce and then eat the whole thing in one go.

Now you...

Mum joke.