following on from my hugely popular supermarket sections thread earlier today, i wonder if i might pose this question to you, friends - wot's the aisle you go to when you want a quick bit o' peace and q?

i find that i tend to stick to the aisle order, then at the end, i go back to the CORDIALS section, just for a quick recap. i mean, i'm wadded, that goes without saying, but it's still nice to re-evaluate your goods.

or...if i'm in tandem with a parent + screaming baby, or an old ditherer, i just take five there. chill out for a while. pretend to read labels, then revert to the widely-accepted format. it's not a bad aisle, as they go.

the cordials section is definitely the best part for this. always quiet. the pet section's even quieter, but fuck me it smells.