Wipe the blear from your eyes and clench down upon your bitter resentments, the ride never ends.

The only shows in town on Sunday were in the midlands, where Villa and West Brom zzzzzzz. Forest and Derby also zzzzzzzzzzz. QPR and West Ham to follow.

Gerrard says it would take a miracle for him to win the league before he retires. Um...yes? Sergio Aguero reckons refs are prejudiced towards forrins. Um...maybe? Sherwood isn't interested in Blackburn. Attaboy.