Lawl https://twitter.com/MrCarlMcQueen/status/251604921718304769

Joey Barton tells literally anyone passing him in the street he thinks the Terry verdict is a shambles. TWEETING in anger, Barton typed: "What an absolute farce." Someone apparently cares about that.

For some reason my brain keeps trying to derive a joke about this event from the phrase Terry's Chocolate Orange but that's bad so I don't know why it is doing that.

Jack Wilshere fans will be happy to know he is expected to play on Monday for the u21s http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19666019 will be SO good to see him on a pitch again. Lovely player.

Pardew is thrown a lot of money and is probably doing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBKyTfCjCc

Cheating coach Tony Pulis says people who cheat in other ways should be banned for three matches.

:D http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19748545

QPR to pay Blackburn up to £4m in comp for Hoillett

Jenas to Forest on loan.

Brendan Rodgers' ego has a go at refs.

Muamba set to bring an autobiography out in November. That'll be on the christmas list.

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