Say you had an easy mil tomorrow. We'd all leave the UK, that's a given, please don't argue otherwise (though i'll allow certain parts of the Scottish coast or the pretty bits of Ireland). Where would you go?

Got a few places i'd like to visit first, mainly for all the hot chicks - Venezuela, Serbia, Basque Spain, etc. Would quite like to go to Iceland as well, and the French countryside.

Would probably settle in some rural part of Italy or other, though, yeah.

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