AVB BACK FROM THE BRINK after tanking Reading yesterday. Wolves hang on against Leicester, too. 'Grats urbanfox, sorry waffle.

Rangers draw 0-0 against Annan and are now 4th in the 3rd division table.

In prem news United hit Wigan for four with new lads Powell and 'the new Messi' Buttner socring. Chelsea draw blank in a dreadful game at Loftus Road, City are held to a draw against the Stoke Globepotters while Arsenal stick six past and increasingly poor looking Saints side.

Norwich and West Ham depresses neutrals across the board, Villa get past Swansea relatively comfortably, and finally Dimi Berbs steals the hearts of Putney with two goals in a 3-0 win over West Brom. Odemwingie gets sent off, apologises after, which is nice.

In Bolton news we beat Watford 2-1 but by all accounts looked absolutely dog second half. It's a win which is lovely but we can't just not turn up for a half. Also, Ngog was quoted in the paper as saying the club sent him to a chiropractor when he was out injured. Chiropractors are labelled under alternatives medicines and have no proof of effect, innit? Ngog is now injured again, if anyone cares.

Oh, and Liverpool's awful defence and awful finishing costs them again. Whoops.

DISCUSSION: Pre-match handshakes. Get rid?