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eltham [Edit] [Delete] 14:03, 14 September '12

Top 3 medieval kings:
1. Ethelred the Unready
2. Sweyn Forkbeard
3. William the Bastard

Top 3 toast spreads
1. Bonne Maman Strawberry Jam
2. Just butter
3. Ardennes Pate

Top 3 great bunches of lads:
1. The Chinese
2. Babies
3. Russians

Top 3 things a dog can't do:
1. Climb ladders
2. Be awarded a UEFA-sanctioned coaching badge
3. Understand irony

What are your top 3s?