I was in a meeting about an hour ago and I had an itch on my chest. I gave it a really good scratch with the lid of my pen, very satisfying, except I've just been to the loo and in the mirror I see that I've now got what looks like a toddler's scrawl in pen all over my front. So I guess the lid wasn't on after all.

I'm doing very well at this new office, i think they like me.

BANAL THREAD < this is it. What's happening in your lives this afternoon?