A woman in my office has been rushed to the doctor as her blood pressure is "alarmingly high." She's had a ridiculous amount of time off work due to gastro intestinal problems and issues with her feet. At a guess I'd say she weighs around 25 stone, maybe more. Each time she talks about her health problems she makes no mention of her weight being an issue. There's always another excuse.

This really winds me up. All her time off puts so much pressure on the rest of the team. But what can you say? So frustrating!

Help me come up with some subtle messages to seep into her subconscious, thereby allowing me more DiS time....