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Have you ever been almost killed by food?

Silkyskillz11 [Edit] [Delete] 14:27, 12 September '12

yep, KiK, thats right...I'm talking food.
so yeah, my man had to do the heimlach (sp) on me a couple months back.
I had a lamb sheesh and the hunks of meat were particularly large. ordinarily, I take me keeeeeeebab home to eat with a knife and fork, but this day I decided to eat it on the hoof. Yep, one of those cunts.
so yeah, put a huge chunk in my mouth and just couldn't be assed to chew anymore, so I swallowed that shit. fucked me up, man. luckily someone was there. great story, huh.
so...
coconut ever fallen on your head?
fallen into a massive vat of chicken breasts?
this sort of stuff
hit me....


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