Morning y'all.

I'm moving out of my current place in three weeks or so, but in the overlap of a new person moving in to the other room, everything has gotten weird. Essentially I was living on my own until now, as the other room was the landlord's and he was never around. However, in his quest for A Quick Buck he suddenly let out the room without warning.

So, until 24/09/12 I live with a 45-year-old Russian woman called Despina who is built like a tank. She swears a lot in Russian. She is constantly, CONSTANTLY baking or gardening (appears to have retired early), and she has already told me she worries when I go out late and was exceptionally rude to the girl i'm seeing. She looks like the chick from Misery and i think I might wake up to find myself hobbled and sat at a typewriter.

TL; DR edition - tell me about your weirdest housemates.