as all adults do...

is it ever a two-legged tie, or occasionally even best of three?

recently, i've been having two, even three shits before lunchtime.

usually, it was just one maine one in the morning and then one whenever i fancied a bit of a late-evening sit-down/packet of starburst in the lavvy at work.

how many a dey do you average? two's about right, isn't it?

you're welcome.