I fear that Stuart Holden won't play again http://www.bwfc.co.uk//news/article/holden-update-24.8.12-331842.aspx :'( honestly love that man. I know it doesn't say anything in that article but he's been out for so long. Jonny fucking Evans, you knee-breaking cunt.

In other Bolton news, I just bought tickets for Crawley away! TERRACES! Excited.

WE also play Forest tonight. Hopefully we'll keep it on the deck instead of ridiculous hoofing. We've got the players, just need to use them man.

Elsewhere Liverpool look close to getting Sahin and Wigan accept a £9m bid from Chelsea for Victor Moses.

Barca beat Madrid, Newcastle get a draw in Greece, Motherwell fall to Levante. Europe.

Fulham have reported Liverpool over their bid for Cunt Dempsey, while lower down Chanrai has made another bid for Pompey. What is happening at that club?

BALL BALL BALL. FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY.