Chelsea beat Reading in a 6 goal THRILLER at the Bridge, courtesy of 3 assists from Hazard and one from the linesman. Sounds like an enjoyably batshit game with some comedy goalkeeping at both ends.

Nobody's too sure where Nuri Sahin's going, or Gaston Ramirez or Michael Dawson for that matter. Steven Fletcher's definitely off to Sunderland though and Thuddbutt's rolled into Stoke just in time to score a pinger against Arsenal on Sunday.

Brendan Rodgers accuses Newcastle of taking liberties by trying to sign a striker he doesn't want, in the process maintaining his fine record of making reasonable points, while still sounding a bit like David Brent.

Also there's some story about City bidding £30m for David Luiz, but I don't think anybody actually believes it.

AOB? I certainly hope so.