Hi, how were your weekends?

I got drunk on friday with foley and an ex girlfriend and they took the piss out of my lisp.

Watched football saturday on a dodgy russian stream in the HOTTEST BAR IN THE WORLD.

Sunday went to see Jenny Fawcett WHOS AMAZING GO AND SEE HER! Jenny if you read this I was the one you made do the "pervert" sketch with! Lets go and drink in Edinburgh and find a bar that plays Faith no more and dance to faith no more!

All the best for Monday, guys