or at least some guy who won't stop texting or phoning me no matter how much I don't reply and don't pick up the phone. I made out with him for like five minutes last week at the penultimate night of a week long festival so I was real drunk, and not really very interested in him, so I was just like "Sorry but I'm gonna go home now. Bye". But he tried insisting on walking me home (was literally five minutes away and kept telling him so) because "it's not safe". I told him again and again to leave me alone and let me walk on my own but he wouldn't, so I took out my headphones and started listening to music. This had no effect on him, so the next random group of people I saw, I walked up to them and was like, can I stand here for a minute some creep is following me. Then he disappeared, but apparently I had been STUPID enough to give him my actual number, as I realised the next morning when I had 3 or 4 texts from him. He tried phoning me later that day as well but once I realised who it was I hung up and just texted him "Please don't call me again". He was asking me WHY. And keeps texting me now, at all hours, this is a week later, he just tried phoning me five minutes ago.

Pretty creepy and annoying, and I hope he didn't see where I live or he'll be banging on my door any day now.