please list them below. I'll drop a couple in to get the ball rolling:
Graze Box £3.75. go fuck yourself. £1.75...that's more like it. take the three at half price, cancel, then reactivate. nice.
Dominos/Pizza Hut - £17 for a bit of bread and cheese? don't be silly. OK on the 2-4-1. other than that, nah.
running out of suggestions here..
you can keep it food based, or venture further afield.
let me know
nb - done a C_R here...not much thought has gone into the making of this thread