I am not a clubber myself I admit, but the few times I went I ve always pissed my pants at watching people dancing or ridicule themselves on the dancefloor.

So I thought, I am sure there MUST be a kind of Bible for Clubbers to look at before going to rave in order to be aware of what to do and what to not in order to avoid to look like DICKS.

I found out there isn't, but there is an article about Dancefloor Sins on the Vice website

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/things-that-should-really-be-banned-from-dancefloors

Again, the pictures speak themselves...