That van Persie, eh? Mental transfer. Always cray when two 'big' clubs do business. Still, at least the Piers Morgan meltdown will go on.

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/235817879927414784
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/235808665200906240

Also, Louis Saha says THIS https://twitter.com/louissaha08/status/236013937911529472

In international football people mistake Defoe's goal for a great one as the third best team in the world stroll past Italy 2-1 in the Wankdorf. Why was the game in Switzerland?

League Cup draw is boring. We get Crawley away. We'll lose. Also, our ex-player, current youth team coach and fan liaison Tony Kelly has had a heart attack. Get well soon, Zico.

And of course, Muamba has also quit professional football on doctor's advice. All the best, big Fab.