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TV Comedy Quote quiz.
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1. Eskeewd beef! Have anybody got any bokkle oran doove?
2. The person who drinks it will become an axe-wielding homicidal maniac, it's a cure really... for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.
3. When Harry Grout asks a favour of you, it is on the express understanding that favour gets done. Otherwise he takes it as a personal insult, and send round a henchman to mete out dire retribution. From Crusher With Love!
4.Sey sey, taht si crreoct, er. Ta the mnemot I'm wroking on "The Mating Of The Wersh."
5. I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.
6. You'll have some tea... are you sure you don't want any? Aw go on, you'll have some. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!
7. Next week on the show: bats - are they really blind or just takin' a piss out of me?
8. And that's a right kerfuffle.
9. Yeah, well you hardly helped, did you? Stuffing a Vimto bottle down the front of your pants and shouting "Woohoo, looking for the Eiffel Tower girls?"
10. And we've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. And now, back to our regular programme.
11. ... if you don't stop talking, I am going to cut off your head, put it in the microwave until it goes pink, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter, and ram it up your backside!
12. Do you know what this room says to me? Aqua - which is French for water. It's like being stuck inside a giant Fox's Glacier Mint, which again is a bonus.
13. Uvavu!
14. I suppose if I am honest I, erm, I use my penis as a sort of car substitute.
15. The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel WORSE, and making a few bucks while you're at it.
1. Eskeewd beef! Have anybody got any bokkle oran doove?
2. The person who drinks it will become an axe-wielding homicidal maniac, it's a cure really... for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.
3. When Harry Grout asks a favour of you, it is on the express understanding that favour gets done. Otherwise he takes it as a personal insult, and send round a henchman to mete out dire retribution. From Crusher With Love!
4.Sey sey, taht si crreoct, er. Ta the mnemot I'm wroking on "The Mating Of The Wersh."
5. I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.
6. You'll have some tea... are you sure you don't want any? Aw go on, you'll have some. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!
7. Next week on the show: bats - are they really blind or just takin' a piss out of me?
8. And that's a right kerfuffle.
9. Yeah, well you hardly helped, did you? Stuffing a Vimto bottle down the front of your pants and shouting "Woohoo, looking for the Eiffel Tower girls?"
10. And we've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. And now, back to our regular programme.
11. ... if you don't stop talking, I am going to cut off your head, put it in the microwave until it goes pink, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter, and ram it up your backside!
12. Do you know what this room says to me? Aqua - which is French for water. It's like being stuck inside a giant Fox's Glacier Mint, which again is a bonus.
13. Uvavu!
14. I suppose if I am honest I, erm, I use my penis as a sort of car substitute.
15. The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel WORSE, and making a few bucks while you're at it.