CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF - you know the drill (6:30pm, BBC2)

ITALY v ENGLAND - a match of football (7:30pm, ITV)

DEATH CAMP TREBLINKA: SURVIVOR STORIES - documentary about two proper lads who escaped the notorious concentration camp where almost a million people were killed. (9pm, BBC4)

THREE COLOURS: BLUE - the first of Kieslowski's brilliant triology, with the fucking sexy Juliette Binoche. Nice of them to stick it on the telly a week after i paid a Yul Brynner for the boxset, like (10pm, Sky Arts 1)

THE CULTURE SHOW - Edinburgh Festival special (10pm, BBC2)

THE LEAGUE CUP SHOW - lower league cup foootball highlights (11:15pm, BBC1)

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