Internationals tonight isn't it? Hodgson likely to go with a Lampard-Carrick CM pairing, with possible run-outs for Jack Butland, Jake LOLvermore and City newboy Jack 'Jack Rodwell' Rodwell.

Loads more across the world too. Think Wales play someone. Japan too.

RVP to United inches closer as Fergie looks to Clayton Blackmore as surprise defensive cover. Darren Fletcher made his return last night for Man Utd, clocking up some minutes in a midfield that contained Quinton Fortune, Anderson and Bebe. He's so thin :(

Derby drew 5-5 with Scunthorpe. Not sure what happened in the penalties and the BBC is slow to load up.

Pompey have to play their physio and a keeper they signed three hours before the game in a plucky 3-0 defeat to someone.

Brighton lost to Swindon.

Dan Petrescu's been sacked.

Can't remember anything else. What's happening?