CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF - new series featuring Javine (YES), but also Jamie Theakston (6:30pm, BBC2)

JACK CHARLTON'S BOYS IN GREEN - documentary about the Ireland football team of late 80s/early 90s fame. Worth watching just for Ray Houghton's roly-poly (7pm, ITV4)

TRICKS OF THE DOLE CHEATS - laugh at some unemployed scum (8pm, C4)

SIMPLY ITALIAN - cookery program with a bit of a sort (8:30pm, C4)

ALAN PARTRIDGE'S MID-MORNING MATTERS - last of a brilliant series (9pm, Sky Atlantic)

BLUR: NO DISTANCE LEFT TO RUN - a documentary about the popular rock & roll combo Blur (9pm, ITV4)

BUG - must be a alien or sutin (9:30pm, Sky Atlantic)

VEEP - last in series. pretty good (10pm, Sky Atlantic)

FROM THE TERRACES: THE FINAL DAY - documen-tai about Football League supporters filming the highs and lows of the final day of last season (10pm, SS1)

JACKIE BROWN - Tarantino's best film. Worth watching only to see Bridget Fonda getting an quick shafting over a kitchen sideboard, tbh (11:10pm, Film4)

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