Quite often I start writing out a post and then realise that if I actually post it I'm just going to look like a massive shit.

But occasionally I'm quite proud of the things I chicken out of saying so I've devised this thread as a place for those posts to live on.

Out of context of the original thread they probably seem harmless, so you’ll get away scot free. But you'll have the satisfaction of saying what you wanted to even if it does mean you'll have to live with the crushing realisation that you're a massive, massive coward.