1. Was walking past the Wolsey the other day when I idly thought 'I wonder if AA Gill will be there' (it's his favourite restaurant and he wrote a book about it). 30 seconds later, as I by the Ritz, lo and behold AA Gill walks right past me pushing a bike and wearing a silly flat cap. Probably off to the Wolsey.

2. Outside my office the other evening, Tony Hadley. Wearing a smart suit, carrying a very small baby. Most incongruous.