STEWART DOWNING SCORED A GOAL

Everything else is obviously a footnote, but;

- Santi Cazorla could sign for Arsenal today. Exciting.
- Fergie denies he'll profit from United share issue. So he genuinely thinks the Glazers are good owners?
- Wigan sign Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters
- Agger left out of Liverpool's Europa squad for last night, agent says he's not injured. Off to City?
- Rio requests personal hearing to explain why 'choc ice' isn't offensive
- Speaking of which, Cashley to PSG?