andy carroll apparently spurns west ham despite them offering a million billion squid a week. he'll probably still join them.

arsene wenger confirms his plan to play oliver giroud in 'le hole'.

kakuta wants to go on loan again. de bruyne has gone online. mceachran MIGHT want to go on loan.

no-one wants to pay adebayor or roque santa cruz's wages.

olympic football tonight. the only recent good vs evil battle in which england have been the good. evil luis suarez will probably get a hat-trick. hopefully giggs won't play, but he will won't he?

what else?