if there was another version of yourself that fully consented.
you could never have kids with yourself obviously.
but you could get yourself to suck you off after another failed night out.
perhaps you could have an open relationship with yourself.

i'd have an open relationship with myself.
but i'd never give.
i'd take from myself. i'd be selfish & mean to my other version.
then he would hate me.
then i guess i'd hate myself.
then i'd fight myself. but it would be an equal match.
i would trick myself, into killing my clone. somehow.

err...

would you go out with youself?

i would. for a bit.