Naughty, naughty Luka Modric fined TWICE in a week by Spurs for saying he'd rather play for Real Madrid.

Fergie begins to unravel in public, bemoaning that the sign of REAL champions is having to occasionally play 18-year-olds, continues to encourage fans to buy season tickets by claiming they're actually interested in signing big-money players.

Chelsea to send £18m flop Lukaku out on loan to Fulham.

De Rossi to City back on, apparently. Would be an amazing addition to the Premier League, that.

Junior Hoilett not going to QPR.

Arsenal players beg RVP not to go.

Ron Vlaar not going to Aston Villa.

Southgate to Crawley?

Michael Carrick says he wants to play for England now Brave, Brave Scotty Brave's been found out at a major Finals.

Any other business?