Who needs to be banished forever and without any communication devices?

Colin Murray - half-witted grinning buffoon
Richard Bacon - coke-sniffing slack-jawed twit with a slap-my-face face
Ray Winstone - Fat, uneducated bore who speaks like a child
James Corden - YOU ARE NOT FUNNY
Kay Burley - Git
Stan Collymore - Vacuous and pompous, he has the grace of a rancid turd
Duchess Of Cambridge - Skinny gold-digger
Roger Mosey - The worst ever disease to infest the BBC
Zane Lowe - He hates music so much he has to rabbit incoherantly over everything
Mervyn King - The public face of the banker criminals
Teresa May - Psychotic lunatic
Lord Coe - Go stick a javelin up your Tory backside

Any more?