Obviously the best thing about Viz (bar the occasional Drunken Bakers comic) is the Top Tips section. For the uninitiated, this is were readers offer practical lifestyle advice to their peers and other people. For instance.

Queen: ensure the flowers on Freddie Mercury's grave are well watered by doing exactly as you are.

PRETEND you’re a GIANT tennis player by putting your baby in its high chair and then shaking its hand.

CREATE instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.

OLD contact lenses make ideal portholes for small model boats.

What would your pearls of wisdom be to add to this, DiS?