Bodiam Castle. Lovely castle and smashing carp filled moat. Went when there was a falconry display and got to fly a hooded vulture and stroke a barn owl (very soft). Grounds are very small and the weather was poor. Somehow avoided paying an entry fee in the falconry confusion. 7/10

Windsor Castle. Big as a fucker, full of shit and fantastic grounds. Audio tour (included in entry fee) varied in quality and the maze wasn't as good as I remembered. Close to where I live. 8.5/10