every day some twat wakes me up by being noisy outside. Monday it's the communal gardeners trimming shit, Tuesday the window cleaner clubbing the windows to fuck, Wednesday the bin men. if it's not some minimum wage riff-raff doing their jobs loudly then some prick's testing a motorbike, power-washing a driveway or opting for a bit of 8am karaoke.

people need to learn how to be fucking quiet. it wouldn't be so bad if it was just weekdays, but understand the Rules of Saturday, ffs.

shoot...