I just want to talk about New Star Soccer, really. Anyone else got it? Best iPhone/Android/handheld football sim by some distance. Bit like one of those flick football games crossed with Angry Birds and Football Manager, except dangerously more addictive.

Managed to engineer a wage-doubling move from the Conference North to the South after just 20 senior games, but the papers are still slating me for not having a car or girlfriend :(

You probably played a different game. Talk about it.