Portugal v the Czechs tonight. Can the world's 4th best player do it on the biggest stage for the second time in his career?

RVP spotted in Cheshire having lunch. Arsenal fans go into major denial and claim he was actually lunching in virtually every eatery in Norf London. Still think he may be Old Trafford-bound meself.

Rangers to DEFINITELY buy Bury and DEFINITELY relocate the club to Glasgow and change its name. This is DEFINITELY happening.

Martin Skrtel to City for £20m!!! He's not even their best defender, ffs, and they finished about 9th.

Didier Drogba shocks the world by signing for the club we knew he was signing for six months ago.

West Ham sign some clogger from Wigan.

Rob Green joins QPR.

Louis Saha, 40, says Laurent Blanc would be a great choice for the new Spurs manager.

Any other business?