Can someone make it their job to throw waterbombs at every single one of them until they go home and let me walk to Quality Save in peace?

If I was with a mate / girl / family member who asked if we could stop and watch one, I'd seriously re-think my relationship with them.

And those painted white men who stand still can do one as well. They're horrific.

(PS. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to include the guy with the legs in this rant, but if I am, he's included)