a la Pearce, Southgate, Beckham, Phil Neville, Seaman, GazBaz, etc, etc.

It's normally someone likeable and dependable, innit. Someone who makes one mistake and is held single-handedly responsible for decades of English footballing failure.

I'm gonna opt for Joe Hart. It's all been going a bit too well for him this year, hasn't it. Maybe he'll chuck one into his own net in injury time of our first must-win game, idk.

Failing that, a missed penner from AOC.